is it worm in here?

customer: do you have worms?
me: um...no, i don't think so.
customer: (confused stare followed by cringing recognition)
me: i don't have them. but there're some over there.
customer: (laughing) thanks.

noone has ever asked me that before. but i was glad of the brief moment of public proclamation. no worms have i.

and later...

customer one: oh my god! does that tequila have a worm in it?
customer two: look it does! oh my god!
together: oh my god!

oh my god. it did have a worm in it. jeepers.