almost forgot...

we play games when standing in line...in a queue...or on line if you are in nyc (hello, wi). we play the "ate" game. ready for excitement? sure, why not. i say, "micturate." you say, "flagellate." i say, "navigate." you say, "truncate." etc. see? oh, but that's not all. you could say, "weight!" and i could say, "wait!" it's the rhyme as is important.

scoff if you will, but it is better than standing unoccupied for two miserable hours behind the guy with the naked, seeping arm wound. band-aids, people. i invented them for a reason!