errmmm...

i've just realized that my previous post sounds suspect. i was very wee when my brothers drew a cowboy portrait on my bare backside. very wee. but i remember it vividly. they cried with laughter. i cried in earnest. but it is really galldarn funny now.

also funny:

brother s.: open your mouth and close your eyes and we'll give you a surprise.
me: aaahh (complying)
brother m.: hehehe (putting my own hand in my mouth)
brother s.: bite it!
me: aaaarrrgggghhh! (crying)
brothers all: hahahahahaha! (crying)

i'm embarrassed to say how many times i fell for this same trick. i later had my revenge, though. and that is all i'll say about that.