sanrio assassin...

i wrote a letter the other day to my dearest friend. i had a lot to say. about 10 pages. the stationary was rice based and lightweight. i bought it about ten years ago i think. hello kitty. i never used it much because most of my letter writing opportunities required my parting with my money. a professional relationship. kitty-chan doesn't go over so well. anyhow, i wrote the aforesaid letter and began putting it in the included cloud-bedecked envelopes. the paper was too large. no problem. i know how to fold paper right? right? hmm. no matter which way i folded the paper it did not want to fit. i finally rolled it like a burrito and wedged it inside. i was just going to throw on a few stamps and toss it in the box. but as i was on the way to mail it i bumped into the father. he said, "you going to mail that?" and i said, " yeah. i figure i'll just throw some stamps on. the post office is closed. this thing has to be more than 37 cents worth." then he started talking about 9/11 and how i shouldn't just throw too many stamps on because it will look suspicious and my letter might be delayed (i.e. torn assunder and set upon by bomb dogs). so i waited until the post office was open so i could have the letter weighed and pay my .49 cents. for the record, i never deal out death with hello kitty stationary. kerokerokeroppi is far more sinister.

listening: salsa scratch-- rob swift.


bad badtz-maru! look out!