Sunday, May 21, 2006

cleaning up. the purging of many years worth of notebooks. i'd have liked to create some kind of fire from them. but no. instead they all went into plastic-y bags and will become a part of that future fascinating archeological landfill dig. right next to the perfectly preserved hotdogs somebody threw out. or the entire buried lawn mower.

someone showed me a video of an elderly irish guy who had discovered 150 year old butter preserved in peat on his property. he ate the butter and proclaimed it delicious. paper is much less hardy. what now does ephemeral mean? well.

my great-aunt has been sent to live in a convalescent home. i'm in a very poor mood. i rarely get very angry. but this news has really done it to me. really in a bad way.

tomorrow i'll resume sunshine and unicorns.

there wasn't any thunder with our rain. surprising. but there was quite a lot of rain! hooray!

to bed.


Blogger said...

First of all, I read that butter article about a year ago and my first question is: how did a farmer date it? Was he a geologist or did it have an expiration date on the package...and, I've seen some Thai and Cambodian hookers that could probably make the same claim, but I couldn't ask them because you have to pay to get them to stop humping the pole and talk to you...or so I'm told.

Finally, are you talking about AJ going to the grey panther zoo? Jesus, nobody tells me anything...

5:59 AM  
Blogger dishpantheism said...

he's a very intelligent farmer. he keeps a staff of scientists to determine age and origin of anything potentially edible. eating peat findings is his hobby.

i won't address your thai and cambodian hooker comments but to say that you should know better.

yeah. aj was sent to the same zoo as goose. i'm not pleased. although, aj is not at all lucid from what i understand. goose was perfectly sound. i suppose in aj's case it had to happen. uncle henry is not able to handle this all by his lonesome.

nobody tells me anything either! nobody called or anything. ac stopped by and told us quite after the fact.

12:48 PM  
Blogger said... is the Spaniard holding out?

5:48 AM  
Blogger dishpantheism said...

teary. pissed. but relatively good.

1:12 PM  

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